Anyway, dey say dat Big Foot wuz found inside the mouth of sum womin folk named Ann cOulter. I aint two sure of who she is but I dink she wirks with a guy named Fox were she makes fun of are Muslim, cummnist prezident Barrock Osama.
Here is da true story.
Here is da pic of Big Foot walkin in da yard of Ann Coulter
Elmer Taitz, the preferred dentist for the tea bagging elite, recently found Big Foot hiding deep inside the mouth of one his patients during a dental procedure he was performing in his dental offices located in a storage facility on the Fox News studio property.
Taitz said he immediately recognized a big ball of smelly fur deep inside Coulter's mouth. "I thought it was just a bad case of halitosis until I saw these big eyes staring back at me. Then I realized it was the sasquatch. I knew it was him because I watch every episode of Hillbilly Bigfoot Hunting on the Fox owned Hillbilly Hunting Network."
Coulter was not aware of the incident because she was under the influence of some of Elmer's special "knock out juice" which he uses on his patients and tried to use on his first dates before he was indicted.
When asked how a Big Foot could live inside a person's mouth Taitz replied: "I did x-rays on her. It ain't just her mouth that is empty, her entire head is empty. There is a lot of room for a Big Foot to live there. Now I understand why no one has ever found him."