Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Sarah Ellie mae ain't bloggin here cuz she wants two much to rite here

My kin Sarah Ellie mae Pollen aint gonna rite fer my blog. she wanted me to pay her a 24 pack of keystone beer fer every post. she thinks dat she is such a hot shot ever since she turned her time at KKK-FM as a sportcaster into getting elected as the prezident of the trailer park.

It dun gone to her head. her daughter ESPN wuz gonna rite fer me two but now she is in de world famous contest at the county fair "dancing with small farm animals." de winner gits a jar of home made pickles.

pickles are big round hare since it iz hard to git batteries round dese parts.

It aint eazy being a sandbilly.